tjdalwavee:

Miles: hey

Aaron: no, like

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01-15 • 11:44 • 5,747 notes • VIA • SOURCE

squidsticks:

deanoru:

I’m so tired of every show that takes place in the past (wild west, medieval, pirates etc) ALWAYS having so much sexual violence towards women like writers can cry “oh it’s realism” all you want but it’s very transparent how realism only applies when you want to hurt women on screen. If we’re talking staying realistic, why doesn’t everyone have brown teeth? Or bad skin? Or dying of dysentery? Just admit y'all want an excuse to brutalize women on screen lol

This pisses me off so much. A lot of the time if you mention realism would also involve women having unshaved legs or pits, or bushy eyebrows, or syphilis, the answer is often “well that’s gross, no one wants to read about/see that” and like…. If you think that women being ugly is grotesque, but brutal depictions of rape aren’t, then I don’t really know what to say to you other than stay the fuck away from me.

star-eaters:

Third base is me telling you about my father

01-12 • 23:21 • 48,475 notes • VIA • SOURCE

memmil:

3/3

01-10 • 20:01 • 4,057 notes • VIA

i really hate walk ins I waited and hour and 25 mins to be seen at the clinic and then he took one look inside my ears and said “they’re infected” gave a prescription and I left. BICHHHHHHH

snoopdoggey:

hot take: stealing rotisserie chickens

01-09 • 21:56 • 1,315 notes • VIA • SOURCE

choodraws:

animal crackers

01-09 • 21:53 • 8,999 notes • VIA

graynard:

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

01-08 • 17:25 • 109,139 notes • VIA • SOURCE

smuganimebitch:

ringoroadagain:

smuganimebitch:

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

hugh-dancy:

The world’s top assassin, Duncan Vizla, aka The Black Kaiser (Mads Mikkelsen), is settling into retirement when his former employer marks him as a liability to the firm. Against his will, he finds himself back in the game going head to head with an army of younger, faster, ruthless killers who will stop at nothing to have him silenced. 

POLAR | Official Trailer | On Netflix: January 25th, 2019

01-07 • 18:00 • 2,904 notes • VIA • SOURCE

h0l0gh0st:

If you’re a Nazi/White Nationalist/Some Other Racist Fuck, you’re not allowed to use Norse religious symbols. Don’t touch runes, don’t touch the helm of awe, don’t touch anything. Norse Pagans aren’t here for you to shove into your Neo-Nazi bullshit, stop using our fucking symbols.

01-07 • 17:59 • 871 notes • VIA • SOURCE

you’re fucking weak if you can’t finish a two bite brownie in like -5 bites

01-07 • 17:58

awanqi:

curiosity

01-05 • 12:13 • 16,774 notes • VIA • SOURCE

murkmen:

moonlandingwasfaked:

nearer-my-god:

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

01-05 • 12:12 • 63,663 notes • VIA • SOURCE

gill-goo:

Here’s a fun fact and reminder that I am not gonna stop posting about as long as I keep seeing this bullshit:

Dear Americans, identifying as a communist is just as offensive as being a literal nazi in a very big part of the world. The hammer and sickle is an offensive symbol that is banned in many countries, just like the swastika. Likely more people died under communist oppression than nazism, and there are people still alive who can tell you about it.

And no, don’t come at me with all this “but the core ideology was good!!” or especially “here we do not have this connotation so it’s not offensive!”. Your media, culture and standards are forced on the entirety of the rest of the world, and whatever you post in english is understandable for everyone else, if I am decent enough to care about issues like blackface (that literally have zero history in eg. my entire country which was never a colonizing nation), you should be decent enough and not make a hip cool internet trend about an oppressive ideology whose victims still remember the horrors and still suffer the consequences :)

Thanks and don’t be surprised if you see this reposted by me again, chances are I saw another fucking idiot who thinks communism is cool uwu it was just never done right, Lenin was a bae uwu glitter rainbow hammer and sickle :3

01-05 • 11:03 • 9,944 notes • VIA • SOURCE